Sunday, February 26, 2006

normal?

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a group tour to a mentalasylum, one of the visitors asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Saturday, February 25, 2006

the tens things I need

Sue did it, so I wanna do it too...
Type your name followed by 'needs' and see what google says you need.

I was lucky that this other girl named Christina already did it for me, these are hers, but I've found some of my own too:

1. Christina needs to wear clothes ON TOP of her underwear
2. Christina needs to be "thanked" for her comments
3. Christina needs a hand
4. Christina needs to name-drop
5. CHRISTINA NEEDS TO SLOW DOWN
6. Christina needs our votes!
7. Christina needs to advance to the next tier of accomplishment
8. Christina needs to advance from good to great
9. Christina needs to own her whiteness and stop trying to be a rapper
10. Christina also needs to eat healthy meals at regular intervals

11. Christina needs a loving and structured family
12. Christina needs to advance from good to great
13. Christina needs someone who can handle her behaviors in a patient, consistent and loving way and who can demonstrate an appropriate role model
14. Christina needs to quit losing weight
15. Christina needs to hear from you right away
16. Christina needs deeper drawers and some wall-mounted shelves
17. Christina needs nearly 80 minutes to express herself
18. Christina needs to buy some more paints and research the proper way to paint
19. Christina needs help
20. Christina needs to clean up her act

Ok, we already knew most of them to be true, so maybe it's in the name

Sunday, February 12, 2006

well... (2)

Ok, again a short update...
I'm still working at my homeless shelter and loving it!!
I haven't got the results of my ADHD test yet.

And I'm moving to Utrecht in about two week, I still need a computer, but I'm probably getting one soon, so I'l have internet in Utrecht and more time to post new items on my blog...